Swoo, I ♥ you

WHAT IS UP WITH RANDOM PEOPLE TRYING TO PUT ME DOWN?!?!?

DO I HAVE IT WRITTEN ALL OVER ME?
IT'S LIKE I'M WALKING AROUND WITH A STICKER ON MY FOREHEAD THAT SAYS "Normal Happy Person. Ruin Her Happiness and Normalcy By Crushing Her Under Your Heel"

WHYYYYY?? THERE ARE SOOOO MANY PEOPLE WHO'RE MUCH MORE IMPERFECT THAN ME! IS IT BECAUSE I'M OBLIVIOUS TO MY IMPERFECTIONS? BECAUSE I AM NOT, YOU KNOW! I TOTALLY KNOW MY IMPERFECTIONS! BUT I JUST DON'T .. SHOW IT I GUESS!!

I KNOW I PROBABLY SOUND LIKE A LOSER OR SOMETHING, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS ME! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN BE ME WITH!
IT'S DRIVING ME MAD SWOO. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS.

I THINK I'M GOING TO START OFF MY SIXTEENTH YEAR WITH THE BRIGHTLY POSITIVE ACT OF CONFRONTING EVERY SINGLE ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE.

OR KILL MYSELF.

EITHER OF THE TWO.

HAPPY FRIKKIN SIXTEENTH TO ME.