Monday, 14 February 2011

Cheeeeeeeeeeeze.



Woh kabhi dikhe zameen pe
Kabhi woh chaand pe
Yeh nazar kahe use yahan
Main rakh loon baandh ke ek saans mein
Dhadkano ke paas mein
Haan paas mein ghar banaye
Haye bhoole yeh jahan

Corny and Cheesy. Making hearts melt ever since the first few guys tried it out and the others started to catch up.

SHRIJA'S CHEEZY CORN:
1.Take a microwaveable bowl.
2.Put some frozen sweet corn in it.
3.Sprinkle some water over the corn.
4.Put the bowl in the microwave.
5.Time it to 30 seconds.
6.Start it. The microwave.
7.DON'T WAIT FOR THE BEEP!
8.Yank open the door EXACTLY when it hits :00.
9.DO NOT yank out the bowl, IT WILL BE HOT. (Unless you're me, of course. NOTHING is too hot for ME. Not even this.)
10.SLOWLY take the bowl out.
11.Get a cheese slice.
12.Put it into the bowl, over the corn.
13.Repeat steps 4 to 10.
14. Take a packet of oregano seasoning. (Pizza Hut has the best oregano seasoning)
15. Cut open the packet - DO NOT RIP OPEN THE PACKET. (Unless you're me, of course. NOTHING is unrippable for me. Not even this.)
16. Sprinkle half the contents of the packet over the cheezy layer.
17. Take a spoon. Or a fork. Or a ladle. Or your finger.
18. Stir the cheezy layer and the oregano into the corn. Just. STIR IT STIR IT STIR IT.
19. Lick the spoon/fork/ladle/finger.
20. Eat the Cheezy Corn with the same spoon/fork/ladle/finger.

Works every time.
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4 comments:

  1. Aseela HaqueMonday, February 14, 2011

    CORN AND CHEESE?

    TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS TOGETHER?

    TAYLOR LAUTNER AND RYAN REYNOLDS?

    TWO OF THE HOTTEST MEN IN ONE POST?

    Imma die.

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  2. Sraiyanti HaricharanTuesday, February 15, 2011

    Do not forget the kitchen where this masterpiece originated. And the yummiest maggi on earth that went with it. :P
    Skinny arms!
    Ryan Reynolds is SO not the sexiest man alive. He's hot no doubt. But sexiest? Paha.

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  3. Lioness Without A PrideTuesday, February 15, 2011

    I chose to adhere to popular sentiment when I linked those two pictures. I find neither of them hot. ESPECIALLY Taylor Lautner's Ijustmadepoop face. Who's your sexiest man alive?

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  4. Lioness Without A PrideTuesday, February 15, 2011

    Aseela - DON'T DIE! Eat my cheezy corn.

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