Monday, 13 June 2011

I'll tell you what's sexy? Eating pomegranates. And the fact that I typed that out right just now. I don't think I've ever written that word ever. When I was little I used to pride myself over the fact that I could just glance at a word and remember its spelling just like that.

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This is pretty sexy too. It's tootoo sexy, man.

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I haven't called my college asking when it starts. I didn't even think I should do that, I just figured they'd let us know or something. Major heads-up I need, college is not school. Real life, here I come hurtling at you!

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Secrets are sexy too. I CAN keep secrets, you know. It's only secrets about other people that I cannot keep. But I'm getting good at that, too. I'm turning into a very different kind of me.

  
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I once wrote a poem about fire and water. On my palm. I love writing on myself. When there's no paper around and I really need to write something and I just fish out a pen from some bag and scribble all over myself. That's nice.

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I think all bags should have a pen. A ball point pen. Let's make a list.

List of Things A Perfect Bag Should Carry At All Times
  1. A pomegranate.
  2. A blue ball-point pen. Or a black one. But mainly blue. Maybe two pens?
  3. Money, I guess. Like, in dollars or pounds. Because I don't have any use for it that way. Just for appearances' sake. 
  4. A wide-toothed comb and a scrunchy.
  5. Wet wipes.
  6. A hair clip. No two, a crocodile one and a click-y one.
  7. A tiny book. My tiny red diary! 
  8. Some ID? I don't have any ID cards. Never have. If I had a library card or something this is where it'd be.
  9. A paper-back chick-lit!
  10. An mp3.
That should do it, I think. In a big black faux-leather bag that's pouffy and soft with velvet lining and three compartments! That looks great.

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OH MY GOD! I JUST GOOGLED IT!




THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT BAG IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

$324. Wow. Girl's got expensive tastes.

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Most of my friends are going to be here for college too! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BESTIES!!!!!!


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4 comments:

  1. KuronekoMonday, June 13, 2011

    college?
    WHERE?
    I wanna know MOAR.

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  2. Furree KattMonday, June 13, 2011

    your perfect bag needs sanitary napkins.
    OTHERWISE IT'S TOTALLY PERFECT OMG.
    i learnt the spelling of pomegranate when i was in grade 2, we had to paint a picture of it in our art class. :P
    i love that Lady Gaga GIF! ♥ my brother and i were watching a performance of hers when she was still called Stefani Germonatta, black hair and all. quite boring haha O.O
    YAYYY COLLEGE ♥

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  3. FionaTuesday, June 14, 2011

    Pomegranates are hard to eat. I never seem to get it quite right, and I always end up squirting juice in my face.

    And you should add a water bottle to your perfect bag. Not like a huge two-gallon bottle, but something nice and small. Because you never know when you need that extra swig of water.

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  4. Gorilla BananasTuesday, June 14, 2011

    Pomegranates are a bit watery for my liking. Eating bananas is much more satisfying - and quite sexy if you know what you're doing.

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